Birthdays are probably the best moment to shower your friends with love, laughter, and of course, a little mischievous teasing! If you want to make your friend happy on their birthday in a way that is absolutely not boring, funny birthday wishes would be great. After all, what is the perfect gift but good laughter and memories of spend together? From wittiest one-liners to hilarious roasts, the following is the ultimate funny birthday wishes list to make your friend’s special day even more joyful and maybe even a bit embarrassing! Whether your friend is life of the party all the time, you’ll sure surprise them with the message that will make them laugh out loud. Get ready to make their day unforgettable with the funny and hilarious birthday wishes below!
Happy Birthday! 🎉 You’re officially older than yesterday but younger than tomorrow! 🤣
Congrats on getting older! 🎂 Don’t worry about the gray hair—just consider it extra glitter! ✨😂
Happy Birthday! 🎈 Remember, age is just a number… a really big one in your case! 🧓😜
You’re like a fine wine… aged, expensive, and hard to find! 🍷🤣 Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are like pizza—no matter how many you have, you always want more! 🍕🎉
Another year older? Fake news! 😜🎂 Happy Birthday, my timeless friend!
Happy Birthday! 🥳 I would have gotten you a gift, but nothing can top this message! 😂🎁
Happy Birthday to my partner in crime! 🍻 Let’s make tonight one we won’t remember! 😆
At your age, you need glasses… for wine! 🍷👓 Cheers to another year!
You’re not getting older, just more distinguished… and wrinkled! 😂🎈
Birthdays are good for you—the more you have, the longer you live! 🎉🤣
Happy Birthday! 🎂 Remember, you’re not old—just retro! 😜💿
Happy Birthday! 🥳 Let’s celebrate like we’re young… or at least pretend! 🍹😂
Another year, another gray hair! 😆 Happy Birthday, my wise old friend!
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun! ☀️🛤️
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! 🎂🔥🤣
Happy Birthday! 🎉 Let’s eat cake and pretend calories don’t count today! 🍰😂
Happy Birthday! 🎈 You’re like a DIY project—always improving but never quite finished! 😂🛠️
It’s your birthday! 🎂 Time to take that annual selfie and pretend you’re 25 again! 📸😜
Happy Birthday! 🎉 May your wrinkles grow as wise as your stories! 😆
Another year of surviving my friendship! 😜 You deserve a medal! 🏅🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎂 Let’s party like it’s 1999… before our backs start hurting! 🕺💃
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you! 😄🌍
Happy Birthday! 🥳 You don’t look a day over fabulous! 😉✨
It’s your birthday—time to shine like the star you are… or at least sparkle like glitter! 🌟🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎈 Remember, you’re not old… you’re just recycled youth! ♻️🤣
You’re the best friend I could ask for… and I’m the best friend you’re stuck with! 😜🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎂 You’re not 30… you’re 18 with 12 years of experience! 😂
Wishing you a birthday as amazing as your hair on a good day! 😆🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎈 I didn’t forget your gift… it’s just in my imagination! 🎁😜
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake! 🍰🎉
Happy Birthday! 🥳 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a fineapple! 🍍😂
Another year older, another reason to panic about getting old! 😱😂 Happy Birthday!
You’re not old—you’re just a classic! 🏆🎂
It’s your birthday! 🎉 Time to take a nap, we’re getting too old for this! 😴😂
Happy Birthday! 🎈 You age like cheese—sharp and a little smelly! 🧀😆
Happy Birthday! 🥳 Just remember, you’re not ancient… yet! 😜
Happy Birthday to my oldest friend… and by oldest, I mean longest-standing! 😂🎉
Age is just a number… a really big, scary number! 😱🎈
Happy Birthday! 🎂 May your day be as special as your high school haircut was tragic! 😂
Happy Birthday! 🎈 They say wine gets better with age… so you must be nearing perfection! 🍷😜
Happy Birthday! 🥳 Let’s celebrate the fact you haven’t been arrested this year! 🍾😂
You’re one year closer to needing a walking stick! 🚶♂️😂 Happy Birthday!
Wishing you a birthday filled with love, laughter, and lots of old age jokes! 😆🎉
You’re not getting older, just more collectible! 😂 Happy Birthday! 🎂
Happy Birthday! 🎈 If things get better with age, then you’re hitting legendary status! 😜
I was going to get you something amazing for your birthday, but then I remembered you already have me! 😂🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎂 You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned! 🧂😆
May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and zero awkward birthday songs! 🎵🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎉 You’re at that awkward age where you have to scroll down for your birth year! 😂
Congrats! 🎈 You’re officially too old to count your candles! 🔥😂
Happy Birthday! 🎂 Don’t worry about getting older… you can still blame everything on your “youth”! 😜
Here’s to you being older and none the wiser! 🍻😂 Happy Birthday!
They say good friends are hard to find… so you better not leave me! 😆🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎈 Let’s eat cake and pretend we won’t regret it tomorrow! 🍰😂
You’re not old; you’re just chronologically gifted! 😉🎉
Happy Birthday! 🥳 May your day be filled with as much fun as your 20s… minus the hangovers! 😜
Congrats on turning 21… for the 10th time! 😂🎉
Happy Birthday! 🎂 May your day be full of wine and zero responsibilities! 🍷😂
On your birthday, remember: You’re not getting older, just closer to being a crazy cat person! 🐱🎉
