Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! 🥚😂
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get their buns in shape! 🍔💪
I tried to make a belt out of bacon… but it was a waist of time! 🥓⏰
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀😆
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😳
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room! Wait, that’s not a food joke… never mind! 😂
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
I can’t trust tacos… they always spill the beans! 🌮🤫
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌😷
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy! 🍪🩺
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It dill-igently works at it! 🥒😄
Why do mushrooms make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always the first to be “spored”! 🍄🎩
What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” 🍽️😜
How does a chef flirt? He says, “You’re hot, let’s stir things up!” 🍲❤️
Why did the pancake break up with the syrup? It found someone butter! 🥞🧈
What’s a pirate’s favorite food? Fish and ships! 🦜🍟
Why don’t bakers ever stop working? Because they knead the dough! 🍞💵
How does a food critic flirt? “You’re quite the snack!” 🍫😉
Why did the chili pepper go to the party? To spice things up! 🌶️🎉
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine! 🧛♂️🍑
What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wassabi!” 🍣🐝
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Why don’t French fries ever share? Because they’re too salty! 🍟😜
What do you get when you drop a piano in the soup? A flat noodle! 🎹🍜
What’s a potato’s favorite form of exercise? Mashed potatoes! 🥔💪
Why don’t hamburgers ever fight? Because they don’t want to ketchup! 🍔🍅
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it… with some pizza! 🍕💃
Why do pizza jokes always get laughs? Because they’re so cheesy! 🍕🧀
